By Mark O'Donnell2020-04-22T01:40:08+00:00on July 14th, 20180 Comments Mark's Quizzical Test-O-Matic Welcome to your Marks Test Quiz The purpose of this test is to query your knowledge pertaining to cats, and their relationship to the inferior species known as "dogs" How many cats do you own? One Two Three A Plethora of Cats I can't answer because a cat has a gun to my head I don't own cats; they own meHint If you live with one or more cats, do you also own a dog? Yes, one dog. Yes, two or more dogs Yes, three or more dogs No. Why would anyone own a dog?Hint Did Jesus travel with a cat? Yes, at all times No, never Only when visiting fishing villages on the Sea of Galilee Yes, but it was Mary Magdalene's catHint Did Adam and Eve have a cat in the Garden of Eden? Yes, its name was Dingo. No, they could not afford to care for a cat. Yes, It lived in the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Bad No, they preferred snakesHint Are cats currently found in Antarctica? Yes, more that 800,000 live there No, stupid. Yes, they catch arctic salmon who migrate by sliding across the ice No, but they used to when the Earth was flat.Hint Should dogs be permitted to attend cat weddings? Yes, but only as ring-bearers fr other meaningless jobs No, dogs do not have rights. Yes, if they are related. Not on planet Earth, but permissible in other galaxiesHint How many cats can occupy a phone booth? 17 9 None, Cats use cell phones. As many as required to call the dog pound.Hint Thank you for participating in the quiz! Marks Test Quiz August 7, 2020 Time is Up! Mark O'Donnell Mark O'Donnell is a Maryland based researcher, writer, and advocate for victims of child abuse. Mark is currently the webmaster for Open Minds . Leave A Comment Cancel replyComment Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Sign me up for the newsletter! This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.